My Top 5 #Halloween Jokes for Kids by **~Faith~**





One of the authors I'll be reading soon sent me these. Hope you find these as hilarious as I did :) 



~ Jessica





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My Top 5 Halloween Jokes for Kids by    **~Faith~**




1.      Q:  What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?

       A:  Wrap music!
2.      Q:  Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
       A:  Because he didn’t have the guts.
3.      Q:  Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
       A:  Because you can see right through them.
4.      Q:  Why did the vampire flunk art class?
       A:  Because he could only draw blood!
5.      Q:  Why did the cyclops stop teaching?
       A:  Because he only had one pupil!








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