My Top 5 #Halloween Jokes for Kids by **~Faith~**

One of the authors I'll be reading soon sent me these. Hope you find these as hilarious as I did :) 

~ Jessica

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My Top 5 Halloween Jokes for Kids by    **~Faith~**

1.      Q:  What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?

       A:  Wrap music!

2.      Q:  Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

       A:  Because he didn’t have the guts.

3.      Q:  Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

       A:  Because you can see right through them.

4.      Q:  Why did the vampire flunk art class?

       A:  Because he could only draw blood!

5.      Q:  Why did the cyclops stop teaching?

       A:  Because he only had one pupil!

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